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Bachelor Fantasy League Predictions – Week 5 – Things Get Real

Bachelor Fantasy League Predictions – Week 5 – Things Get Real

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! Things have begun to heat up in the season as we approach the midpoint and in turn, ABC is only letting us choose 5 women for our fantasy teams this week. Lots to unpack from last week as we look ahead and get ready for the “it’s time to get serious” part of the season. Let’s get into it!

Bachelor Fantasy League Predictions: Week 4 – Getting Out of Dodge

Bachelor Fantasy League Predictions: Week 4 – Getting Out of Dodge

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re entering Week 4 which means we’ve said goodbye to half of the women already and are left with 15 contestants who all think they “might be falling for Colton.” This week takes place in Singapore which feels like they’re leaving the country a lot sooner than they usually do. Did the California fires cause them to have to fly out to Singapore? Are they coming back to the states for more domestic stuff, or are they…

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Bachelor Fantasy League Predictions: Week 3 –

Bachelor Fantasy League Predictions: Week 3 –

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! Last week ABC (mercifully) got back to airing actual footage of Colton and the ladies and cut out any sign of parking lot hot tubes or general population engagements. The ‘virginity as a punchline’ trope was back in full force but at least things began to progress with “the most dramatic season ever!” Let’s take a quick look back and then jump ahead to our predictions for week 3.

Bachelor Fantasy League Predictions – Week 2 – So. Many. Women.

Bachelor Fantasy League Predictions – Week 2 – So. Many. Women.

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! Well, we made it through all three hours of week 1 (barely) but if you get past the all of the on-location nonsense, it was a relatively strong opener. But while we’re on it, please ABC don’t make this on location “Bachelor Nation” a “thing”. As much as I enjoy checking in with JoJo and Chris Harrison’s mom it was a bit much. Also, can we stop caring about Krystal and Goose yet? We’re all for giving…

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The Bachelorette Week 9: Becca’s Fantasy Suites

The Bachelorette Week 9: Becca’s Fantasy Suites

Welcome back, Bachelorette Nation! It’s our namesake week again and things are about to get weird. This week is always the perfect combination of exciting and cringe-y. If we’re being honest, this season has kind of flown by, but I must say in spite of whatever downfalls Becca may have, she’s in Thailand with 3 guys that I could see taking home the final rose. Do we know anything about her other than that she’s from Minnesota and got dumped…

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The Bachelorette Week 8: Becca Visits Hometowns

The Bachelorette Week 8: Becca Visits Hometowns

Welcome back, Bachelorette Nation! We’re getting to the nitty-gritty part of the season and I must say, while Becca hasn’t had the most exciting journey to find love, she’s managed to end up with 4 bachelors that I could see her accepting a proposal from. We usually get 3 legitimate players + a Dean or Corinne but hats off to Becca/the Producers for choosing well. A trip to the fantasy suite is up for grabs and a lineup of concerned…

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The Bachelorette Week 7: Becca chooses her hometowns

The Bachelorette Week 7: Becca chooses her hometowns

We’re getting down to the wire, Bachelorette Nation! We’re down to our final 6 men and we’re seeing folks definitely catching some feelings. Either that or these guys are super keen on growing their social media following – perhaps both? Anyhow, we finally leave the US for the Bahamas and while we get to some classic Bachelorette activities, I think it’s fair to say this was a bit of an odd week.

The Bachelorette Week 6 – Virginia is for Lovers

The Bachelorette Week 6 – Virginia is for Lovers

Welcome back, Bachelorette Nation! As we muscle through this season together, a few things are becoming clear. 1. Becca is at her happiest when she’s sending guys to the airport and 2. ABC is phoning it in. Between the ultra weak dates and abandoning their fantasy game – I’m not sure what happened but it feels like they are just waiting to get to next January and try again. That being said, we have some (weird) dates to cover and…

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The Bachelorette Week 5 – What Happens in Vegas goes on ABC

The Bachelorette Week 5 – What Happens in Vegas goes on ABC

Welcome back, Bachelorette Nation! This week, the gang jumps on a $49 Southwest flight from LAX to Vegas to “continue their journey”. Also, when ABC gets a sponsor for this show, boy is it on the nose. This week, “The Bachelorette” is brought to you by the Las Vegas Tourism Board and the Aria Hotel and Casino! Things get weird – let’s jump in.