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Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 2 Predictions – the Car Crash Continues

Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 2 Predictions – the Car Crash Continues

In case you’ve been desperately trying to come up with “racing” themed group dates, ABC is running a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess what petty thing will eat up forty-five minutes of airtime during the cocktail party. Wow, Bachelor Nation. It’s only week two, and we’re tired of how much ABC is leaning on Arie’s “career” as a racecar driver. A GIRL WAS MADE TO MAKE ARIE SMELL HER ARMPIT ON…

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Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 1 Predictions – Janu-Arie is here!

Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 1 Predictions – Janu-Arie is here!

In case you’ve been driving around in a circle (or dipping a toe into the Scottsdale real estate market) for the past couple years, ABC is starting up again with a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess which terrible racing pun ABC won’t stoop to. Oh Bachelor nation, it’s that time of year again! The roses have been trimmed, the rosé has been chilled, the mansion has been disinfected (for now), and…

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Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 11 Predictions – The Final Rose

Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 11 Predictions – The Final Rose

In case you’ve been standing all alone in a vineyard, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether or not Neil Lane makes an appearance. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. This is it, Bachelorette Nation, the moment of truth. We have one last episode, and it looks to be a…

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Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 10 Predictions – The Men Tell All

Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 10 Predictions – The Men Tell All

In case you’ve been waiting all season to air out grievances the public stopped caring about six episodes ago, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether Rachel wears her absurdly expensive Breitling watch. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. It’s Men Tell All week, Bachelorette Nation! You know what that…

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Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 9 Predictions – Fantasy Suites

Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 9 Predictions – Fantasy Suites

In case you’ve been awkwardly reuniting with your estranged father, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether Bryan is stupid enough to have lost the watch the production team bought him. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. It’s our namesake week, Bachelorette Nation! We’ve only got three guys left, which…

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Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 8 Predictions – Hometowns

Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 8 Predictions – Hometowns

In case you’ve been trying to decide on a favorite dinosaur, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing what kind of weird activity Dean’s dad makes Rachel participate in. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Hometowns are here, Bachelorette Nation! Last week Rachel shed the dead weight of Matt and Adam,…

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Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 6 Predictions – It’s time to get serious.

Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 6 Predictions – It’s time to get serious.

In case you’ve been busy rebelling against tyranny, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing what gift Rachel buys Bryan. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We here at the Fantazie Suite were happy to take last week off to recover from the Kenny-and-Lee two-night extravaganza. This…

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The Bachelorette Recap Week 5 Part 2 – Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

The Bachelorette Recap Week 5 Part 2 – Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

Welcome to a rare Tuesday night Bachelorette episode, Nation!  Well, actually Wednesday morning. You see, some of us at the Fantazie Suite live in Chicago, and ABC had the rights to the Cubs game last night. The Cubs didn’t even have the decency to win. Anyway, we got up early, took a trip to Dunkin, and caught up on Rachel’s second week in Europe. And boy, what a week it was. Even taking into account the two rose ceremonies, Tuesday’s…

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Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 5 Predictions – Let the games begin!

Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 5 Predictions – Let the games begin!

In case you were going down a Wikipedia wormhole about semi-rigid airships, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing which Eurosport the guys play while in Scandanavia. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Welcome to a big week, Bachelorette Nation! Rachel’s dumped more than half of her suitors, and this week…

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Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 4 Predictions – Keep our Name out of your mouth!

Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 4 Predictions – Keep our Name out of your mouth!

In case you’ve been shutting down production in Mexico due to “misconduct,” ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether this week is the one when Rachel finally gets in a hot tub. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Happy off-week, Bachelor Nation! Sadly the Cavaliers’ win on Friday night over…

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