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The Bachelor Week 4 Recap: Roughing it in Tahoe

The Bachelor Week 4 Recap: Roughing it in Tahoe

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re in week 4 of “The Bachelor” which means that  Arie has sent home roughly half of the night 1 arrivals, feelings are getting caught and we’re due for someone to proclaim that Krystal isn’t here for the #rightreasons. It’s gotta be soon so ABC has time to set up “The most dramatic 2:1 date EVER”. Let’s find out!

The Bachelor Week 4 Predictions – We Demand Hot Tub Time!

The Bachelor Week 4 Predictions – We Demand Hot Tub Time!

In case you’ve been training dogs to jump on your back for some reason, ABC is running a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess whether one of the women is crazy enough to speak in the third person. It’s Week 4, Bachelor Nation, and that means we’re leaving the house! Like many a Californian looking to “rough it, but you know, not really,” Arie and the ladies are packing up and heading…

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Bachelor Week 3 Recap: Kenny King Returns to the Ring

Bachelor Week 3 Recap: Kenny King Returns to the Ring

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! After a bit of a slow start in week 1, things definitely got dialed up a notch with an early-season hometown date and what has to be the most dangerous group date in 22 seasons of The Bachelor. Hopefully the producers don’t try to one up last week with hand to hand combat. Oh wait.

Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 3 Predictions – Wrestling for Attention

Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 3 Predictions – Wrestling for Attention

In case you’ve been showering a woman you just met with insanely expensive gifts, ABC is starting up again with a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess which Bachelorette’s life’s worst moment gets a promotional sponsor. Hey Bachelor Nation! It’s week three, and that means we’ve reached maximum panic time for women like Bibiana, who haven’t been able to spend enough time with Arie for him to learn their first name. If…

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Bachelor Week 2 Recap: Demo Derby and New Friends

Bachelor Week 2 Recap: Demo Derby and New Friends

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! It’s week 2 of “The Bachelor” which means we’ve gotten rid of the boring, not-interesting crazy people but still have a deep roster of future “social media influencers”. Based on the previews, it looks like we’re going to get the heaping second helping of racing references that no one asked for along with our first one on one dates of the season. Let’s dive into the action! “Hold on Tight” Becca K. ABC kicks off week…

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Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 2 Predictions – the Car Crash Continues

Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 2 Predictions – the Car Crash Continues

In case you’ve been desperately trying to come up with “racing” themed group dates, ABC is running a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess what petty thing will eat up forty-five minutes of airtime during the cocktail party. Wow, Bachelor Nation. It’s only week two, and we’re tired of how much ABC is leaning on Arie’s “career” as a racecar driver. A GIRL WAS MADE TO MAKE ARIE SMELL HER ARMPIT ON…

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The Bachelor: Week 1 Recap – Limos, Roses and Arie

The Bachelor: Week 1 Recap – Limos, Roses and Arie

Happy New Year and Happy Janu-Arie! It’s great to be back after an unsatisfying end to Rachel’s Bachelorette season and a pretty unwatchable BIP season. Like the beginning of a new year, we’re full of hope for what is ahead of us over the next 11ish weeks. With Arie in the driver’s seat (see what I did there!), it should, at the very least, be an interesting ride. It’s night 1 of the Bachelor so you know the drinks are flowing…

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Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 1 Predictions – Janu-Arie is here!

Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 1 Predictions – Janu-Arie is here!

In case you’ve been driving around in a circle (or dipping a toe into the Scottsdale real estate market) for the past couple years, ABC is starting up again with a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess which terrible racing pun ABC won’t stoop to. Oh Bachelor nation, it’s that time of year again! The roses have been trimmed, the rosé has been chilled, the mansion has been disinfected (for now), and…

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The Bachelor Bio Analysis: Season 22 – Arie’s Suitors

The Bachelor Bio Analysis: Season 22 – Arie’s Suitors

Janu-Arie is almost upon us! Our overlords at ABC have delivered an early Christmas present to us with the release of Arie’s 29 suitors’ bios. I want to dive into the bios, but first, let’s talk about the choice of bachelor… Arie, 36, Former Race Car Driver, Scottsdale, AZ We here at the Fantazie Suite like how the previous season has kind of become the default farm team, but it’s surprising that there wasn’t a future Bachelor lurking around in Rachel’s…

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The Bachelor: Week 11 Recap – The Finale, Finally

The Bachelor: Week 11 Recap – The Finale, Finally

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! Tonight’s the night that Nick finally gets to propose to someone he’s just met (for the 3rd time) because he’s “ready to fall in love” (for at least the 4th time on national TV). So yeah, I think it’s fair to say Nick Viall is actually the biggest threat to traditional marriage in our country. Buckle up everyone, it’s finale time!