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The Bachelor Week 4 Predictions – We Demand Hot Tub Time!

The Bachelor Week 4 Predictions – We Demand Hot Tub Time!

In case you’ve been training dogs to jump on your back for some reason, ABC is running a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess whether one of the women is crazy enough to speak in the third person. It’s Week 4, Bachelor Nation, and that means we’re leaving the house! Like many a Californian looking to “rough it, but you know, not really,” Arie and the ladies are packing up and heading…

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Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 3 Predictions – Wrestling for Attention

Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 3 Predictions – Wrestling for Attention

In case you’ve been showering a woman you just met with insanely expensive gifts, ABC is starting up again with a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess which Bachelorette’s life’s worst moment gets a promotional sponsor. Hey Bachelor Nation! It’s week three, and that means we’ve reached maximum panic time for women like Bibiana, who haven’t been able to spend enough time with Arie for him to learn their first name. If…

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Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 2 Predictions – the Car Crash Continues

Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 2 Predictions – the Car Crash Continues

In case you’ve been desperately trying to come up with “racing” themed group dates, ABC is running a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess what petty thing will eat up forty-five minutes of airtime during the cocktail party. Wow, Bachelor Nation. It’s only week two, and we’re tired of how much ABC is leaning on Arie’s “career” as a racecar driver. A GIRL WAS MADE TO MAKE ARIE SMELL HER ARMPIT ON…

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Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 1 Predictions – Janu-Arie is here!

Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 1 Predictions – Janu-Arie is here!

In case you’ve been driving around in a circle (or dipping a toe into the Scottsdale real estate market) for the past couple years, ABC is starting up again with a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess which terrible racing pun ABC won’t stoop to. Oh Bachelor nation, it’s that time of year again! The roses have been trimmed, the rosé has been chilled, the mansion has been disinfected (for now), and…

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The Bachelor Bio Analysis: Season 22 – Arie’s Suitors

The Bachelor Bio Analysis: Season 22 – Arie’s Suitors

Janu-Arie is almost upon us! Our overlords at ABC have delivered an early Christmas present to us with the release of Arie’s 29 suitors’ bios. I want to dive into the bios, but first, let’s talk about the choice of bachelor… Arie, 36, Former Race Car Driver, Scottsdale, AZ We here at the Fantazie Suite like how the previous season has kind of become the default farm team, but it’s surprising that there wasn’t a future Bachelor lurking around in Rachel’s…

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Bachelor Fantasy League Week 11 Predictions – Finale!

Bachelor Fantasy League Week 11 Predictions – Finale!

In case you were busy wondering whether this was all going to work out for you, ABC is hosting a weekly Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors by guessing whether Nick is going to pick out a third Neil Lane diamond. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices.   And so our season-long affair must end. We’re at the Finale, Bachelor…

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Bachelor Fantasy League Week 10 Predictions – Women Tell All!

Bachelor Fantasy League Week 10 Predictions – Women Tell All!

In case you were busy hoping against hope that your ex-girlfriend would stop talking about your inability to satisfy her, ABC is hosting a weekly Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors by guessing which girl hops in a hot tub with Nick in matching swimsuits. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Hey Bachelor Nation! Last week’s episode with Raven’s Fantasy…

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Bachelor Fantasy League Week 9 Predictions – Fantasy Suite Week!

Bachelor Fantasy League Week 9 Predictions – Fantasy Suite Week!

In case you were busy keeping your dignity intact by refusing to appear onscreen with the man who’s dating your daughter alongside three other women, ABC is hosting a weekly Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors by guessing which girl tries to buy Nick’s love with an expensive outfit. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices.   Let’s get right into…

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Bachelor Fantasy League Week 8 Predictions – Hometowns!

Bachelor Fantasy League Week 8 Predictions – Hometowns!

In case you were busy playing sports with adorable local children, ABC is hosting a weekly Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors by guessing which girl tries to buy Nick’s love with an expensive outfit. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices.   Welcome to week eight, Bachelor Nation! In this strange season, we’ve made it to hometowns and somehow Corinne…

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Bachelor Fantasy League Week 7 Predictions

Bachelor Fantasy League Week 7 Predictions

In case you walked out onto the veranda after a tearful confession and don’t know what’s going on, ABC is hosting a weekly Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors by guessing what shows up on a date card this week. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices.   Welcome to week 7, Bachelor Nation. After last week’s dramatic cliffhanger in Saint…

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