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The Bachelor Week 4 Recap: Roughing it in Tahoe

The Bachelor Week 4 Recap: Roughing it in Tahoe

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re in week 4 of “The Bachelor” which means that  Arie has sent home roughly half of the night 1 arrivals, feelings are getting caught and we’re due for someone to proclaim that Krystal isn’t here for the #rightreasons. It’s gotta be soon so ABC has time to set up “The most dramatic 2:1 date EVER”. Let’s find out!

Bachelor Week 3 Recap: Kenny King Returns to the Ring

Bachelor Week 3 Recap: Kenny King Returns to the Ring

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! After a bit of a slow start in week 1, things definitely got dialed up a notch with an early-season hometown date and what has to be the most dangerous group date in 22 seasons of The Bachelor. Hopefully the producers don’t try to one up last week with hand to hand combat. Oh wait.

Bachelor Week 2 Recap: Demo Derby and New Friends

Bachelor Week 2 Recap: Demo Derby and New Friends

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! It’s week 2 of “The Bachelor” which means we’ve gotten rid of the boring, not-interesting crazy people but still have a deep roster of future “social media influencers”. Based on the previews, it looks like we’re going to get the heaping second helping of racing references that no one asked for along with our first one on one dates of the season. Let’s dive into the action! “Hold on Tight” Becca K. ABC kicks off week…

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The Bachelor: Week 1 Recap – Limos, Roses and Arie

The Bachelor: Week 1 Recap – Limos, Roses and Arie

Happy New Year and Happy Janu-Arie! It’s great to be back after an unsatisfying end to Rachel’s Bachelorette season and a pretty unwatchable BIP season. Like the beginning of a new year, we’re full of hope for what is ahead of us over the next 11ish weeks. With Arie in the driver’s seat (see what I did there!), it should, at the very least, be an interesting ride. It’s night 1 of the Bachelor so you know the drinks are flowing…

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The Bachelor: Week 11 Recap – The Finale, Finally

The Bachelor: Week 11 Recap – The Finale, Finally

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! Tonight’s the night that Nick finally gets to propose to someone he’s just met (for the 3rd time) because he’s “ready to fall in love” (for at least the 4th time on national TV). So yeah, I think it’s fair to say Nick Viall is actually the biggest threat to traditional marriage in our country. Buckle up everyone, it’s finale time!

The Bachelor: Week 10 Recap – The Fantasy Suite Part 2

The Bachelor: Week 10 Recap – The Fantasy Suite Part 2

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! It’s time to mercifully end Nick’s fantasy suite dates after ABC decided that the way to create suspense this week was to just show us half an episode. Cool. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I found myself lost between the hours of 9-10pm on last Monday night. But just as Chris Harrison giveth, he also taketh away. This week, we will be subjected to an hour of Nick trying to be a gentleman…

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The Bachelor: Week 9 Recap – The Fantasy Suite Part 1

The Bachelor: Week 9 Recap – The Fantasy Suite Part 1

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! It’s our namesake week, Fantasy Suite week. If you’re new to the franchise, this is the week where the entire premise of the episode is our Bachelor(ette) test driving the goods while doing their best to keep up the facade of being here for the “right reasons”. Since ABC can’t help themselves, the fantasy suite week is going to be split into 2 – 1 hour installments over 2 weeks. How fitting that a fantasy suite…

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The Bachelor: Week 8 Recap – Hometown Dates and Disappointed Parents

The Bachelor: Week 8 Recap – Hometown Dates and Disappointed Parents

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re 8 weeks in and our overlords at ABC have left us with yet another so-called “cliffhanger”. Given the state of their lazy social media which we covered in our Week 8 preview, we already knew we were getting a full slate of 4 hometown dates. 30 seconds into the episode, Nick slinks back into the hotel room to meet his tributes and produces 4 roses. The best part about this week is Nick doing his best to…

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The Bachelor: Week 7 Recap – Bimini or Bust

The Bachelor: Week 7 Recap – Bimini or Bust

Happy Valentine’s Day, Fantazie Suite Nation! We’re at week 7 of Nick V’s quest to find consensual co-habitation and it’s clear we’re at the part of the season when ABC needs to remind us, #BachelorNation, that our Bachelor is taking things super seriously. Either that or we’re deep into witnessing Nick’s long game with the remaining 6 women. I’m not saying that Nick is a bad guy, I’m just not ready to give him a TSA Global Entry card. We…

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The Bachelor: Episode 6 Recap – The St. Thomas Massacre

The Bachelor: Episode 6 Recap – The St. Thomas Massacre

Welcome back, Fantazie Suite Nation! We’re in week 6, so that means we’re about halfway through Nick’s journey to find an ex-wife and it’s time to separate the wheat from the chaff. Or at least get rid of some women that Nick is bored with. We pick up where last week left off with Taylor showing up to tell Nick the truth about Corinne. He indulges her and walks outside to hear her out. After listening to Taylor’s thoughts on…

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