Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! Last week ABC (mercifully) got back to airing actual footage of Colton and the ladies and cut out any sign of parking lot hot tubes or general population engagements. The ‘virginity as a punchline’ trope was back in full force but at least things began to progress with “the most dramatic season ever!” Let’s take a quick look back and then jump ahead to our predictions for week 3.
Well, here we are, Bachelor Nation! We’ve spent the last 9 weeks following Arie around the world in his quest for love and it’s time to land the plane. We made it through “Glam Shaming” and bowling in Fort Lauderdale. We even survived a trip to the Pizza Hut Arie used to work at in Scottsdale. At this point, I think I’m ready to put a bow on this season but if the previews and rumors are to be believed,…
Happy Fantasy Suites Week, Bachelor Nation! It’s our namesake week, so you know we’re excited to see Arie put the moves on three women that he has basically nothing in common with. ABC has been teasing a “most dramatic ever” ending so let’s dive in to see if it’s legit or just more Chris Harrison witchcraft.
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re down to the final 4 and you know what that means! We’re off to hometowns to meet each of the remaining bachelorette’s families. This week should be chalk full of concerned mothers, disappointed fathers and if we’re lucky, a few pseudo-violent siblings (still trying to live up to Des’ brother!). Let’s do this!
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re down to the Final 7 and before the night is through, we’ll have our Final 4 Bachelorettes who will host a hometown date and inevitably disappoint their parents. I hope you’re all ready for a bunch of premature declarations of love as the women enter the home stretch! Andiamo!
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We made it through our annual “Get the Bachelor back on a budget” episode and now it’s time to ball out in the city of lights. This week we’re finally going international with a trip to Paris so I’m fairly confident there will be no swamp dates. It seems like a perfect setting for more women to prematurely let Arie know that they are “falling in love” with him! Let’s find out what happens!
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re in week 5 of Arie’s quest for love/social media fame. This is roughly the halfway point in the season so it’s time for the women to essentially act crazy enough to get a spot on Bachelor in Paradise or profess their love so they too can get an opportunity to visit a Pizza Hut in Scottsdale, AZ. The previews teased both of these things – so you know it’s going to be a good one!
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re in week 4 of “The Bachelor” which means that Arie has sent home roughly half of the night 1 arrivals, feelings are getting caught and we’re due for someone to proclaim that Krystal isn’t here for the #rightreasons. It’s gotta be soon so ABC has time to set up “The most dramatic 2:1 date EVER”. Let’s find out!
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! After a bit of a slow start in week 1, things definitely got dialed up a notch with an early-season hometown date and what has to be the most dangerous group date in 22 seasons of The Bachelor. Hopefully the producers don’t try to one up last week with hand to hand combat. Oh wait.
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! It’s week 2 of “The Bachelor” which means we’ve gotten rid of the boring, not-interesting crazy people but still have a deep roster of future “social media influencers”. Based on the previews, it looks like we’re going to get the heaping second helping of racing references that no one asked for along with our first one on one dates of the season. Let’s dive into the action! “Hold on Tight” Becca K. ABC kicks off week…