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The Bachelor: Episode 5 Recap – New Orleans

The Bachelor: Episode 5 Recap – New Orleans

Welcome back, Fantazie Suite Nation! If you’re anything like me, the suspense of the Taylor / Corinne showdown has been eating at me all week. Just kidding, ABC’s attempt at manufacturing drama is super annoying and if we’re being honest, this week’s revelation of Corinne’s appearance in a Juicy J and 2 Chainz video was way more interesting. True to form, she appeared to be nodding off in the video – that girl really needs her 8 hours. Anyhow,after having…

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The Bachelor: Episode 4 Recap – Welcome to Wisconsin

The Bachelor: Episode 4 Recap – Welcome to Wisconsin

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated! Welcome to week 4, Bachelor Nation. Continuing a trend that has become tiresome this season, we open up mid-party. We dive right into the action with Vanessa having an adult conversation with Nick about his intentions and Nick assuring her that he’s, and I’m paraphrasing, here for the #rightreasons. Taylor and Sarah confront Corinne to which she responds “You do you.. you do you..imma do me… you go girl”. I…

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The Bachelor: Episode 3 Recap – Cheese Pasta and Bounce Houses

The Bachelor: Episode 3 Recap – Cheese Pasta and Bounce Houses

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! After the least explosive bombshell in prime time network TV history (That Nick *gasp* hooked up with someone at a wedding) and its associated cliffhanger,we begin with Nick opening up to the women about his short, but lurid history with Liz. Nick is casual, whispering how he “wants to get to know” different women and they are eating it up. ABC essentially executes the “Men in Black” mind erase move and by the first commercial break, it’s…

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The Bachelor: Episode 2 Recap – Nick’s Nightmare Group Dates

The Bachelor: Episode 2 Recap – Nick’s Nightmare Group Dates

We are 30 seconds in and Corrine is “crushing so hard on Nick” and Rachel, the recipient of the first impression rose, is hoping to “continue to make good first impressions on Nick”. Uh, what? Chris Harrison also points out that since there are 22 women, it would be “physically impossible” for Nick to have dates with all of the women this week. No Chris, you are *literally* making that up. We’re clearly  in for a long 2 hours –…

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The Bachelor: Episode 1 Recap

The Bachelor: Episode 1 Recap

Make Monday Great Again The night we’ve all been waiting for finally arrived. Personally, I’m glad ABC finally fully embraced the nonsense of the series and gave us a bachelor that can deliver on the train wreck goods on a weekly basis. From the previews, I think we have a winner. When did Nick become so tasteful? I totally respect the tried and true format of shirtless running, talking about how you’re “ready to find love” and getting a “behind…

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