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The Bachelorette Week 5 Recap Part 1: Norway

The Bachelorette Week 5 Recap Part 1: Norway

Welcome back, Bachelorette Nation! After being left with another (nauseatingly trite)”to be continued”, we’re back to pick up the action in South Carolina. It’s a “2-night event”, so let’s not waste time and dive right into our recap.

Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 5 Predictions – Let the games begin!

Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 5 Predictions – Let the games begin!

In case you were going down a Wikipedia wormhole about semi-rigid airships, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing which Eurosport the guys play while in Scandanavia. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Welcome to a big week, Bachelorette Nation! Rachel’s dumped more than half of her suitors, and this week…

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The Bachelorette Week 4 Recap: A Shameful Producer Rose

The Bachelorette Week 4 Recap: A Shameful Producer Rose

Welcome back, Bachelorette Nation! After a 2 week break (Congrats to Rachel’s Ex) – it’s time to get back to the action. And before we dive into the recap – I wanted to make it clear that we would not be covering any of the scandal from “Bachelor in Paradise” at this point. It’s way too serious of a situation to joke about and honestly there aren’t enough facts out in the open to form a point-of-view. Out of respect…

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Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 4 Predictions – Keep our Name out of your mouth!

Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 4 Predictions – Keep our Name out of your mouth!

In case you’ve been shutting down production in Mexico due to “misconduct,” ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether this week is the one when Rachel finally gets in a hot tub. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Happy off-week, Bachelor Nation! Sadly the Cavaliers’ win on Friday night over…

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The Bachelorette Week 3 Recap: Troop Beverly Hills

The Bachelorette Week 3 Recap: Troop Beverly Hills

Welcome back, Bachelorette Nation! We’re one proper episode in and ABC is up to their “to be continued” shenanigans again. I guess this should be expected, but it’s annoying none the less. We left off with DeMario coming back to the mansion to set things straight with Rachel and the men stirring at the chance to gallantly defend Rachel’s honor. We all know how this is about to play out, but it’s going to be fun to watch anyhow. Let’s…

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Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 3 Predictions – Mud and Rodeos

Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 3 Predictions – Mud and Rodeos

In case you’ve been attending an exclusive dogs-only party, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing what ridiculous phrases will come out of Whaboom’s mouth. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Welcome to Week 3, Bachelor Nation! Last week saw a home economics relay race, a Kareem Abdul-Jabbar 180, and an…

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WhaBoom: The Case Against Lucas -The Bachelorette Bonus

WhaBoom: The Case Against Lucas -The Bachelorette Bonus

I initially was going to include this in our Week 2 recap, but after thinking about it, it felt like something that deserved it’s own post. We have had contestants play the villain every season. Lucas’ brand of villain is different though. He’s all about his brand and essentially has nothing to talk about with Rachel aside from how much “whaboom” is inside him. Having him on the show hurts the (wait for it) integrity of the program. This doesn’t need to be high…

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The Bachelorette Week 2 Recap: Love and Basketball

The Bachelorette Week 2 Recap: Love and Basketball

Welcome back, Bachelorette Nation! After the marathon that was Rachel’s first night, it’s time to get to the business of forced cameos, group basketball dates and letting everyone know over and over that she’s here for the #rightreasons. Rachel has 23 guys left after night one which leaves us with the chaos of the first cocktail party for a second straight week. Chris Harrison, I hope you know what you’re doing! Let’s jump into this week 2’s recap!

Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 2 Predictions – #RightReasons

Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 2 Predictions – #RightReasons

In case you’ve been busy screen-printing sleeveless t-shirts emblazoned with your obnoxious catchphrase, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether Rachel is going to send someone home early this week (she is). The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Welcome to Week 2, Bachelor Nation. We hope everyone’s Fantasy Team survived…

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The Bachelorette Week 1 Recap: Lawyers, Limos and a Whaboom

The Bachelorette Week 1 Recap: Lawyers, Limos and a Whaboom

Welcome back, #BacheloretteNation! Boy, does it feel good to be back. In spite of ABC’s continued lazy marketing efforts (remember last season how they constantly tweeted out pictures that gave away fantasy league questions), we have incredibly high hopes for Rachel’s season. It almost feels like Opening Day when anything is possible and hope springs eternal. We have a lot to get to, so let’s jump right in to our recap! Meet our new Bachelorette, Rachel! In keeping with Bachelor(ette) traditions, we are…

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