Oh Bachelor Nation, it’s that time again!!! If you’ve read the Fantazie Suite before, you’ll know that the beginning of the season is always our favorite – the contestants are at their most ridiculous and the cocktail parties stretch into the crisp Los Angeles morning. This year, our overlords at ABC have decided to omit the Q&A from the bios, which is kind of bogus. We’re still holding out hope that they sold the exclusive rights to People magazine and…
In case you’ve been trying to decide on a favorite dinosaur, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing what kind of weird activity Dean’s dad makes Rachel participate in. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Hometowns are here, Bachelorette Nation! Last week Rachel shed the dead weight of Matt and Adam,…
In case you’ve been busy rebelling against tyranny, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing what gift Rachel buys Bryan. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We here at the Fantazie Suite were happy to take last week off to recover from the Kenny-and-Lee two-night extravaganza. This…
In case you were going down a Wikipedia wormhole about semi-rigid airships, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing which Eurosport the guys play while in Scandanavia. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Welcome to a big week, Bachelorette Nation! Rachel’s dumped more than half of her suitors, and this week…
In case you’ve been shutting down production in Mexico due to “misconduct,” ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether this week is the one when Rachel finally gets in a hot tub. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Happy off-week, Bachelor Nation! Sadly the Cavaliers’ win on Friday night over…
In case you’ve been attending an exclusive dogs-only party, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing what ridiculous phrases will come out of Whaboom’s mouth. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Welcome to Week 3, Bachelor Nation! Last week saw a home economics relay race, a Kareem Abdul-Jabbar 180, and an…
In case you’ve been busy screen-printing sleeveless t-shirts emblazoned with your obnoxious catchphrase, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether Rachel is going to send someone home early this week (she is). The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Welcome to Week 2, Bachelor Nation. We hope everyone’s Fantasy Team survived…
Just like last season with Nick, ABC is hosting a weekly Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether or not Rachel is going to start the “passionate kissing” on night one. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Welcome back to the Fantazie Suite, Bachelor Nation! It seems like only yesterday we were trying to read the…
Holy crap, the season is almost here!!! I have to admit, I’m a little upset at Chris Harrison that he made us wait until only five days out to see the Bachelor Bios. But I can forgive our benevolent, rose-bestowing overlord, as he’s given us a fine crop of Tickle Monsters, Denzel Washington admirers, and dudes with tattoos in strange places this season. Let’s meet Rachel’s 31 suitors! Adam, 27, a real estate agent from Dallas, TX This preview of the first…
Welcome back, #BacheloretteNation (and loyal members of #FantazieSuiteNation). It’s been a couple of weeks since we last saw Nick and Vanessa making poor choices together on primetime TV. Side note, if Ben and Lauren B can’t make it work – I’m pretty sure Nick Viall and Vanessa Grimaldi will be broken up by Labor Day. Side-Side Note, Vanessa made sure that her mug got on camera for every damn week Nick was on DWTS, so anybody who watched that hasn’t had…