Welcome back, Bachelorette Nation! Last week saw a continued focus on Luke P and Jed with a smattering of themes usually reserved for later weeks. ABC also pulled out their favorite trick – the “to be continued” at the end of the episode – really a little bit of everything. Let’s take a quick look back.
Welcome back, Bachelorette Nation! We’re heading into the meat of the season and beginning to transition from fun to feelings. #rightreasons talk is heating up and Hannah is doing her best to sift through the wave of Basic Bros to find her potential mate. Let’s jump right into it!
Welcome back, Bachelorette Nation! It’s Week 3 which means thing are starting to heat up and some relationships are beginning to form. Wait, what’s that? (Checking notes). Ah yes, I’m sorry – we know absolutely nothing about the guys outside of Cam being a over-the-top creepy, Jed owns a guitar, and Luke P skips leg day. The other 16 or whatever guys? I dunno – I think there is a John Paul Jones in there still? Anyhow, let’s take a…
Welcome back, Bachelorette Nation! Week 1 is behind us along with the limos, and constantly referencing ABC.com to figure out who’s who. Unfortunately, our benevolent overlords at ABC spent a ton of time on guys who went home. Scott, Matt Donald on his tractor, the Box King guy… let us spend some time getting a feel for the season, and stop trying to make Chicago Joe happen again. None the less, let’s take a quick look back and consider what…
Oh Bachelor Nation, it’s that time again!!! If you’ve read the Fantazie Suite before, you’ll know that the beginning of the season is always our favorite – the contestants are at their most ridiculous and the cocktail parties stretch into the crisp Los Angeles morning. This year, our overlords at ABC have decided to omit the Q&A from the bios, which is kind of bogus. We’re still holding out hope that they sold the exclusive rights to People magazine and…
In case you’ve been trying to decide on a favorite dinosaur, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing what kind of weird activity Dean’s dad makes Rachel participate in. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Hometowns are here, Bachelorette Nation! Last week Rachel shed the dead weight of Matt and Adam,…
In case you’ve been busy rebelling against tyranny, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing what gift Rachel buys Bryan. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We here at the Fantazie Suite were happy to take last week off to recover from the Kenny-and-Lee two-night extravaganza. This…
In case you were going down a Wikipedia wormhole about semi-rigid airships, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing which Eurosport the guys play while in Scandanavia. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Welcome to a big week, Bachelorette Nation! Rachel’s dumped more than half of her suitors, and this week…
In case you’ve been shutting down production in Mexico due to “misconduct,” ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether this week is the one when Rachel finally gets in a hot tub. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Happy off-week, Bachelor Nation! Sadly the Cavaliers’ win on Friday night over…
In case you’ve been attending an exclusive dogs-only party, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing what ridiculous phrases will come out of Whaboom’s mouth. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Welcome to Week 3, Bachelor Nation! Last week saw a home economics relay race, a Kareem Abdul-Jabbar 180, and an…