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Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 11 Predictions – The Final Rose

Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 11 Predictions – The Final Rose

In case you’ve been standing all alone in a vineyard, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether or not Neil Lane makes an appearance. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. This is it, Bachelorette Nation, the moment of truth. We have one last episode, and it looks to be a…

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The Bachelorette Episode 10 Recap – Men Tell All

The Bachelorette Episode 10 Recap – Men Tell All

It’s Men Tell All week, everyone! This is also known as the episode where a bunch of dudes you cared about like 6 weeks ago come back and talk about stuff you realize you already forgot happened. I always have really high hopes but am usually let down – will this season be different?

Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 10 Predictions – The Men Tell All

Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 10 Predictions – The Men Tell All

In case you’ve been waiting all season to air out grievances the public stopped caring about six episodes ago, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether Rachel wears her absurdly expensive Breitling watch. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. It’s Men Tell All week, Bachelorette Nation! You know what that…

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The Bachelorette Episode 9 Recap: The Fantasy Suites

The Bachelorette Episode 9 Recap: The Fantasy Suites

Welcome back, Bachelorette Nation! After a series of emotional hometown dates (and one that totally shouldn’t have even happened *cough* Dean *cough*), we’re down to our final 3 – Peter, Bryan “The Makeout King”, and Eric. This is historically the “Fantasy Suite” episode, so you know we’re fired up. Let’s just pray there are no yurts this time around.

Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 9 Predictions – Fantasy Suites

Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 9 Predictions – Fantasy Suites

In case you’ve been awkwardly reuniting with your estranged father, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether Bryan is stupid enough to have lost the watch the production team bought him. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. It’s our namesake week, Bachelorette Nation! We’ve only got three guys left, which…

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Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 4 Predictions – Keep our Name out of your mouth!

Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 4 Predictions – Keep our Name out of your mouth!

In case you’ve been shutting down production in Mexico due to “misconduct,” ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether this week is the one when Rachel finally gets in a hot tub. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Happy off-week, Bachelor Nation! Sadly the Cavaliers’ win on Friday night over…

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The Bachelor: Episode 2 Recap – Nick’s Nightmare Group Dates

The Bachelor: Episode 2 Recap – Nick’s Nightmare Group Dates

We are 30 seconds in and Corrine is “crushing so hard on Nick” and Rachel, the recipient of the first impression rose, is hoping to “continue to make good first impressions on Nick”. Uh, what? Chris Harrison also points out that since there are 22 women, it would be “physically impossible” for Nick to have dates with all of the women this week. No Chris, you are *literally* making that up. We’re clearly  in for a long 2 hours –…

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The Bachelor Preview: Nick V (Part 2)

The Bachelor Preview: Nick V (Part 2)

Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse …we have 15 more hopeful bachelorettes to cover along with Nick V. and honestly I don’t know if my soul can’t take it. There are only so many bios you can read of aspiring mermaids and dolphin trainers before you start to lose it. I hope you’ll read on for what will likely be a record of the exact moment when my will was broken for good. Jasmine B.: Steve Harvey > Ernest…

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