Bachelor Week 3 Recap: Kenny King Returns to the Ring

Bachelor Week 3 Recap: Kenny King Returns to the Ring

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! After a bit of a slow start in week 1, things definitely got dialed up a notch with an early-season hometown date and what has to be the most dangerous group date in 22 seasons of The Bachelor. Hopefully the producers don’t try to one up last week with hand to hand combat. Oh wait. will you accept this rose? (and then share)

Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 3 Predictions – Wrestling for Attention

Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 3 Predictions – Wrestling for Attention

In case you’ve been showering a woman you just met with insanely expensive gifts, ABC is starting up again with a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess which Bachelorette’s life’s worst moment gets a promotional sponsor. Hey Bachelor Nation! It’s week three, and that means we’ve reached maximum panic time for women like Bibiana, who haven’t been able to spend enough time with Arie for him to learn their first name. If…

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Bachelor Week 2 Recap: Demo Derby and New Friends

Bachelor Week 2 Recap: Demo Derby and New Friends

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! It’s week 2 of “The Bachelor” which means we’ve gotten rid of the boring, not-interesting crazy people but still have a deep roster of future “social media influencers”. Based on the previews, it looks like we’re going to get the heaping second helping of racing references that no one asked for along with our first one on one dates of the season. Let’s dive into the action! “Hold on Tight” Becca K. ABC kicks off week…

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Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 2 Predictions – the Car Crash Continues

Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 2 Predictions – the Car Crash Continues

In case you’ve been desperately trying to come up with “racing” themed group dates, ABC is running a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess what petty thing will eat up forty-five minutes of airtime during the cocktail party. Wow, Bachelor Nation. It’s only week two, and we’re tired of how much ABC is leaning on Arie’s “career” as a racecar driver. A GIRL WAS MADE TO MAKE ARIE SMELL HER ARMPIT ON…

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The Bachelor: Week 1 Recap – Limos, Roses and Arie

The Bachelor: Week 1 Recap – Limos, Roses and Arie

Happy New Year and Happy Janu-Arie! It’s great to be back after an unsatisfying end to Rachel’s Bachelorette season and a pretty unwatchable BIP season. Like the beginning of a new year, we’re full of hope for what is ahead of us over the next 11ish weeks. With Arie in the driver’s seat (see what I did there!), it should, at the very least, be an interesting ride. It’s night 1 of the Bachelor so you know the drinks are flowing…

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Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 1 Predictions – Janu-Arie is here!

Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 1 Predictions – Janu-Arie is here!

In case you’ve been driving around in a circle (or dipping a toe into the Scottsdale real estate market) for the past couple years, ABC is starting up again with a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess which terrible racing pun ABC won’t stoop to. Oh Bachelor nation, it’s that time of year again! The roses have been trimmed, the rosé has been chilled, the mansion has been disinfected (for now), and…

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The Bachelor Bio Analysis: Season 22 – Arie’s Suitors

The Bachelor Bio Analysis: Season 22 – Arie’s Suitors

Janu-Arie is almost upon us! Our overlords at ABC have delivered an early Christmas present to us with the release of Arie’s 29 suitors’ bios. I want to dive into the bios, but first, let’s talk about the choice of bachelor… Arie, 36, Former Race Car Driver, Scottsdale, AZ We here at the Fantazie Suite like how the previous season has kind of become the default farm team, but it’s surprising that there wasn’t a future Bachelor lurking around in Rachel’s…

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Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 5 & 6 Recap

Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 5 & 6 Recap

Clearly this has turned into homework and the hate-watch is in full effect. I mean, noooooooothing is happening, AMIRITE? Anyhow, the executive decision has been made to combine these recaps, wrap this up and begin prepping to watch Arie on the next season of “The Bachelor”. Let’s dive in. Scallop Fingers arrives Another outcast from Nick V’s season, Christen shows up to stir things up in Paradise. She does the typical talk to all the guys and figure out who…

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Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 4 Recap

Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 4 Recap

As you can tell, I’m spreading this out longer than ABC decided to. Trying to cram 18 hours of content into 5 weeks is downright cruel. This is especially true given how downright unwatchable 90% of this season of Bachelor in Paradise has been so far. Anyhow – I’ll be finishing the season over the next couple of weeks, and for anyone who also has a backlog on their DVR, I’ll be doing the lord’s work for you – trust…

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Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 3 Recap

Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 3 Recap

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! Boy oh boy, this schedule is clearly taking a toll on me but fear not, we’re going to push through! Luckily, if we’re being honest, not that much is happening so I should be able to fill everyone in if you don’t have 4 hours a week to dedicate to this. Welcome back, Adam (And Adam Jr) We get the episode started with Adam arriving in paradise and within 5 minutes, he’s already said more words…

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