Happy Fantasy Suites Week, Bachelor Nation! It’s our namesake week, so you know we’re excited to see Arie put the moves on three women that he has basically nothing in common with. ABC has been teasing a “most dramatic ever” ending so let’s dive in to see if it’s legit or just more Chris Harrison witchcraft.
In case you’ve been busy checking Machu Picchu off of your bucket list, ABC is running a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess what kind of breakfast Arie cooks up for a Fantasy Suite morning. Our journey is almost at a close, Bachelor Nation. Last week Arie surprised us all when he sent Tia home in favor of Kendall, and we’re left with two obvious favorites who we know pretty much nothing…
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re down to the Final 7 and before the night is through, we’ll have our Final 4 Bachelorettes who will host a hometown date and inevitably disappoint their parents. I hope you’re all ready for a bunch of premature declarations of love as the women enter the home stretch! Andiamo!
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We made it through our annual “Get the Bachelor back on a budget” episode and now it’s time to ball out in the city of lights. This week we’re finally going international with a trip to Paris so I’m fairly confident there will be no swamp dates. It seems like a perfect setting for more women to prematurely let Arie know that they are “falling in love” with him! Let’s find out what happens!
In case you’ve been locked in your hotel room “investing in yourself,” ABC is running a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess why Lauren B. hasn’t opened up to Arie yet. Hoo, boy Bachelor Nation, we don’t know if last week can be topped. It may have been Bachelor on a Budget, but Krystal’s absolutely ridiculous temper tantrum mid-group date was an all-timer for us, mostly because of how badly it backfired….
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re in week 5 of Arie’s quest for love/social media fame. This is roughly the halfway point in the season so it’s time for the women to essentially act crazy enough to get a spot on Bachelor in Paradise or profess their love so they too can get an opportunity to visit a Pizza Hut in Scottsdale, AZ. The previews teased both of these things – so you know it’s going to be a good one!
In case you’ve been drinking your own pee in the woods right next to a source of abundant fresh water, ABC is running a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess how Krystal reacts to not being the most special girl on the group date. Hey Bachelor Nation! We’ve reached Week 5 with Arie, and that means a few things. For starters, Arie has french-kissed every girl like a first-grader trying to claim…
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re in week 4 of “The Bachelor” which means that Arie has sent home roughly half of the night 1 arrivals, feelings are getting caught and we’re due for someone to proclaim that Krystal isn’t here for the #rightreasons. It’s gotta be soon so ABC has time to set up “The most dramatic 2:1 date EVER”. Let’s find out!
In case you’ve been training dogs to jump on your back for some reason, ABC is running a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess whether one of the women is crazy enough to speak in the third person. It’s Week 4, Bachelor Nation, and that means we’re leaving the house! Like many a Californian looking to “rough it, but you know, not really,” Arie and the ladies are packing up and heading…
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! After a bit of a slow start in week 1, things definitely got dialed up a notch with an early-season hometown date and what has to be the most dangerous group date in 22 seasons of The Bachelor. Hopefully the producers don’t try to one up last week with hand to hand combat. Oh wait.