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The Bachelor Bio Analysis: Season 22 – Arie’s Suitors

The Bachelor Bio Analysis: Season 22 – Arie’s Suitors

Janu-Arie is almost upon us! Our overlords at ABC have delivered an early Christmas present to us with the release of Arie’s 29 suitors’ bios. I want to dive into the bios, but first, let’s talk about the choice of bachelor… Arie, 36, Former Race Car Driver, Scottsdale, AZ We here at the Fantazie Suite like how the previous season has kind of become the default farm team, but it’s surprising that there wasn’t a future Bachelor lurking around in Rachel’s…

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Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 5 & 6 Recap

Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 5 & 6 Recap

Clearly this has turned into homework and the hate-watch is in full effect. I mean, noooooooothing is happening, AMIRITE? Anyhow, the executive decision has been made to combine these recaps, wrap this up and begin prepping to watch Arie on the next season of “The Bachelor”. Let’s dive in. Scallop Fingers arrives Another outcast from Nick V’s season, Christen shows up to stir things up in Paradise. She does the typical talk to all the guys and figure out who…

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BACHELOR IN PARADISE: EPISODE 2 RECAP – Post Shutdown

BACHELOR IN PARADISE: EPISODE 2 RECAP – Post Shutdown

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! If you made it through the first episode, I think you have what it takes to muscle through this season of BIP. After night 1’s dramatic shut down, tonight is going to be split between the Evan and Carly nuptials  and “a conversation about consent” aka a total CYA by ABC. Don’t worry though, we find moments of levity throughout and hopefully can save you some time that I’ll never get back.

Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 1 Recap

Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 1 Recap

Before you say anything, yes, this is like 2 weeks late. After Rachel’s 3 hour slog to settling, we here at The Fantazie Suite were in no mental state to write anything funny about Bachelor in Paradise AKA BIP. I’m happy to report that after some time away, we’re ready to jump back in. Since BIP is a bit of a bastardized version of Bachelor, our recaps will likely follow suit and be a bit less formal. In terms of…

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Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 11 Predictions – The Final Rose

Bachelorette Fantasy League Episode 11 Predictions – The Final Rose

In case you’ve been standing all alone in a vineyard, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether or not Neil Lane makes an appearance. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. This is it, Bachelorette Nation, the moment of truth. We have one last episode, and it looks to be a…

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The Bachelorette Episode 10 Recap – Men Tell All

The Bachelorette Episode 10 Recap – Men Tell All

It’s Men Tell All week, everyone! This is also known as the episode where a bunch of dudes you cared about like 6 weeks ago come back and talk about stuff you realize you already forgot happened. I always have really high hopes but am usually let down – will this season be different?

The Bachelorette Episode 8 Recap: Hometowns!

The Bachelorette Episode 8 Recap: Hometowns!

Welcome back Bachelorette Nation! Rachel finally got a chance to meet Matt and Adam last week and as a result of  we have our final four – aka “Hometowns”. There is sure to be drama, disapproving parents, some tears and perhaps gong meditation? Hometowns are already awesome but this season’s appear to be extra special – let’s get to the action!

The Bachelorette Recap Week 5 Part 2 – Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

The Bachelorette Recap Week 5 Part 2 – Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

Welcome to a rare Tuesday night Bachelorette episode, Nation!  Well, actually Wednesday morning. You see, some of us at the Fantazie Suite live in Chicago, and ABC had the rights to the Cubs game last night. The Cubs didn’t even have the decency to win. Anyway, we got up early, took a trip to Dunkin, and caught up on Rachel’s second week in Europe. And boy, what a week it was. Even taking into account the two rose ceremonies, Tuesday’s…

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Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 5 Predictions – Let the games begin!

Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 5 Predictions – Let the games begin!

In case you were going down a Wikipedia wormhole about semi-rigid airships, ABC is hosting a weekly Bachelorette Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing which Eurosport the guys play while in Scandanavia. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Welcome to a big week, Bachelorette Nation! Rachel’s dumped more than half of her suitors, and this week…

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The Bachelorette Week 4 Recap: A Shameful Producer Rose

The Bachelorette Week 4 Recap: A Shameful Producer Rose

Welcome back, Bachelorette Nation! After a 2 week break (Congrats to Rachel’s Ex) – it’s time to get back to the action. And before we dive into the recap – I wanted to make it clear that we would not be covering any of the scandal from “Bachelor in Paradise” at this point. It’s way too serious of a situation to joke about and honestly there aren’t enough facts out in the open to form a point-of-view. Out of respect…

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