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Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 5 & 6 Recap

Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 5 & 6 Recap

Clearly this has turned into homework and the hate-watch is in full effect. I mean, noooooooothing is happening, AMIRITE? Anyhow, the executive decision has been made to combine these recaps, wrap this up and begin prepping to watch Arie on the next season of “The Bachelor”. Let’s dive in. Scallop Fingers arrives Another outcast from Nick V’s season, Christen shows up to stir things up in Paradise. She does the typical talk to all the guys and figure out who…

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Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 4 Recap

Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 4 Recap

As you can tell, I’m spreading this out longer than ABC decided to. Trying to cram 18 hours of content into 5 weeks is downright cruel. This is especially true given how downright unwatchable 90% of this season of Bachelor in Paradise has been so far. Anyhow – I’ll be finishing the season over the next couple of weeks, and for anyone who also has a backlog on their DVR, I’ll be doing the lord’s work for you – trust…

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Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 1 Recap

Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 1 Recap

Before you say anything, yes, this is like 2 weeks late. After Rachel’s 3 hour slog to settling, we here at The Fantazie Suite were in no mental state to write anything funny about Bachelor in Paradise AKA BIP. I’m happy to report that after some time away, we’re ready to jump back in. Since BIP is a bit of a bastardized version of Bachelor, our recaps will likely follow suit and be a bit less formal. In terms of…

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