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The Bachelorette Week 1 – Limos and Remember Arie?!

The Bachelorette Week 1 – Limos and Remember Arie?!

Welcome back, Bachelorette Nation!!! It’s been a few months since Arie broke Becca’s heart but you know ABC couldn’t wait until the second segment to reopen that wound. It’s night one so let’s get to know the guys and a little bit more about Becca.

The Bachelorette – Becca’s Bachelor Bios

The Bachelorette – Becca’s Bachelor Bios

Oh Bachelor Nation, it’s that time again!!! If you’ve read the Fantazie Suite before, you’ll know that the beginning of the season is always our favorite – the contestants are at their most ridiculous and the cocktail parties stretch into the crisp Los Angeles morning. This year, our overlords at ABC have decided to omit the Q&A from the bios, which is kind of bogus. We’re still holding out hope that they sold the exclusive rights to People magazine and…

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The Bachelor: Week 1 Recap – Limos, Roses and Arie

The Bachelor: Week 1 Recap – Limos, Roses and Arie

Happy New Year and Happy Janu-Arie! It’s great to be back after an unsatisfying end to Rachel’s Bachelorette season and a pretty unwatchable BIP season. Like the beginning of a new year, we’re full of hope for what is ahead of us over the next 11ish weeks. With Arie in the driver’s seat (see what I did there!), it should, at the very least, be an interesting ride. It’s night 1 of the Bachelor so you know the drinks are flowing…

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Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 1 Predictions – Janu-Arie is here!

Bachelor Fantasy League Episode 1 Predictions – Janu-Arie is here!

In case you’ve been driving around in a circle (or dipping a toe into the Scottsdale real estate market) for the past couple years, ABC is starting up again with a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess which terrible racing pun ABC won’t stoop to. Oh Bachelor nation, it’s that time of year again! The roses have been trimmed, the rosé has been chilled, the mansion has been disinfected (for now), and…

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The Bachelorette Week 1 Recap: Lawyers, Limos and a Whaboom

The Bachelorette Week 1 Recap: Lawyers, Limos and a Whaboom

Welcome back, #BacheloretteNation! Boy, does it feel good to be back. In spite of ABC’s continued lazy marketing efforts (remember last season how they constantly tweeted out pictures that gave away fantasy league questions), we have incredibly high hopes for Rachel’s season. It almost feels like Opening Day when anything is possible and hope springs eternal. We have a lot to get to, so let’s jump right in to our recap! Meet our new Bachelorette, Rachel! In keeping with Bachelor(ette) traditions, we are…

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Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 1 Predictions – Let’s do this!

Bachelorette Fantasy League Week 1 Predictions – Let’s do this!

Just like last season with Nick, ABC is hosting a weekly Fantasy League, where you can try to best your friends and neighbors each week by guessing whether or not Rachel is going to start the “passionate kissing” on night one. The Fantazie Suite has a group you can join here, and every week we’ll be helping you make your choices. Welcome back to the Fantazie Suite, Bachelor Nation! It seems like only yesterday we were trying to read the…

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The Bachelor: Episode 1 Recap

The Bachelor: Episode 1 Recap

Make Monday Great Again The night we’ve all been waiting for finally arrived. Personally, I’m glad ABC finally fully embraced the nonsense of the series and gave us a bachelor that can deliver on the train wreck goods on a weekly basis. From the previews, I think we have a winner. When did Nick become so tasteful? I totally respect the tried and true format of shirtless running, talking about how you’re “ready to find love” and getting a “behind…

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