Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! Now that we’re all emotionally exhausted, yet relieved that Colton finally jumped that fence – it’s time to land the plane on this season. Let’s jump right in to the action!
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! Last week things got serious and we saw Colton dispatch 5 women and cull our group down in a big way. We went from 12 to 7 and pretty much anyone that is left is someone that has a legitimate shot at making it to hometowns. We saw a ton of tears in the preview for this week and maybe, just maybe, Colton will finally jump that wall in frustration. Let’s take a look at what…
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re in the heart of the season, which means it’s time to transition from silly to serious, but we’re still left with some women who have absolutely zero chance. What does that mean? It’s time for “Hail Mary’s” and final attempts at Instagram followers and/or a spot on “Paradise.” Week 5 got us warmed up for some drama but the previews for this week make Week 6 look like the “Right Reasons” episode that we all…
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! Things have begun to heat up in the season as we approach the midpoint and in turn, ABC is only letting us choose 5 women for our fantasy teams this week. Lots to unpack from last week as we look ahead and get ready for the “it’s time to get serious” part of the season. Let’s get into it!
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! We’re entering Week 4 which means we’ve said goodbye to half of the women already and are left with 15 contestants who all think they “might be falling for Colton.” This week takes place in Singapore which feels like they’re leaving the country a lot sooner than they usually do. Did the California fires cause them to have to fly out to Singapore? Are they coming back to the states for more domestic stuff, or are they…
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! Last week ABC (mercifully) got back to airing actual footage of Colton and the ladies and cut out any sign of parking lot hot tubes or general population engagements. The ‘virginity as a punchline’ trope was back in full force but at least things began to progress with “the most dramatic season ever!” Let’s take a quick look back and then jump ahead to our predictions for week 3.
Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! Well, we made it through all three hours of week 1 (barely) but if you get past the all of the on-location nonsense, it was a relatively strong opener. But while we’re on it, please ABC don’t make this on location “Bachelor Nation” a “thing”. As much as I enjoy checking in with JoJo and Chris Harrison’s mom it was a bit much. Also, can we stop caring about Krystal and Goose yet? We’re all for giving…
ABC has brought back the Bachelor Fantasy League this season, and The Fantazie Suite has been flipping tractor tires and watching Instagram videos for weeks in preparation. Meet us here each week to help you set your team and earn bragging rights Welcome back, Bachelor Nation! ABC took last season off from the Fantasy League, and we had to complain about regrettable social media presences and actual felons without the consolation of bragging to our friends and family about correctly…
Preview all 30 women and Colton ahead of the Premiere of this season of The Bachelor!
In case you’ve been busy being unimpressed by ancient geoglyphs, ABC is running a weekly Bachelor Fantasy League. Join us here every week as we try to guess whether Neil Lane will officially bless this season with his presence. Two more nights, Bachelor Nation. Three short hours (then 2 more…), and then we won’t have to hide from the spoilers anymore. Arie is about to do… whatever it was that made Caroline so angry last week, and on Wednesday morning…